Black Friday is for assholes

Cousins Karen Wilson (left) and Vernita Calbert are ready to camp out for bargains tonight. They bring chairs, a cooler, sandwiches, blankets and newspaper ads. (Keith Hale/Sun-Times)

This story in the Chicago Sun Times says it all. One of the only 4-day weekends of the year and these two shitdicks choose to sit in the cold to get a deal on some bullshit they don't really need. You can get deals just as good at other times of the year, and even if you can't is it worth $50 extra bucks to you to get up at 2 am and wit in the dark? How about this: GO TO A FUCKING JOB IN THAT TIME INSTEAD! YOU'LL MAKE MORE THAN YOU'RE SAVING WAITING IN THIS BULLSHIT LINE! Work the third shift at the candy factory if you like getting up so fucking early.

Also, odds are you won't even get what you're looking for. You know that big screen TV for $300? They only have two of them, and the asshole who got up at 1:45 BEAT YOU TO IT.

Enjoy your vacation and stop being an asshole.